Staff Recommended Websites:

http://www.connection.com/~dickie/result.html

The definitive penis survey. This is everything the boys and girls always wanted to know about comparisons and were afraid to ask. Fairly scientific, and with an added link to a site about enlargement techniques for those who don't quite measure up.

http://www.adcritic.com/

A collection of some kickin' ads from TV. Updated constantly. Check out the one from the Breast Cancer Society.

www.viceland.com

The best free magazine ever. Check out the television clips in which Gary Coleman recommends abstinence in an after-school special.

www.mulletsgalore.com

Way too much useless but cool information about the mullet. Learn all the vocab including "hockey hair, ape drape, etc ..."

www.rotten.com

The vilest location for depraved voyeurs who will never admit to checking it out. www.freecondoms.com Give your info to companies and get free condoms mailed in discreet packages.

Ups and Downs :

Staff compiled list of who or what's on the up-and-up, and who needs to go away

Ups:

Turf

Door 4 staying the same

Campus hysteria

Jill Scott's new album

The beautiful fall scenery in the Valley

Miss Cleo - the sassy Jamaican psychic on TV

Pumpkin bread at Door 4

Sade is releasing a new album, "Lovers Rock" in November

Red Bull energy drink

Yeungling

Fake boy bands like 2gether; Down

Pan Geos

Downs:

LL Cool J for making an album penning himself the "Greatest of All Time"

The fact that D-hall Betty retired

SGA

Market One

Sectional blockading and irrigating of the Quad

One measly Friday for fall break, when most seniors don't have Friday classes anyway

Beast

Actual boy bands