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Save Our Sports:
How Far Would You Go?

 

Which sports team would you sleep with to save?

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Phil Rossi- senior, TSC

Women's gymnastics, because trampolines are cool.

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2. Kristin Sikorski- senior,

TSC Men's archery. Their money shots are always on target.

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3. Gretchen Hemleben- sophomore, art

Men's swimming. They are sexy and I like guys who shave their legs.

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4. Brett Toler- junior, finance

None. I would rather have JMU go Division I than have eight small sports.

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5. Dan Dychkowski- senior, psychology

Women's gymnastics, because they are very flexible and all seem to have large breasts.

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6. Dennis Carmody- senior, sociology

All of them, if that's what it takes to save them.

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7. Sam Walker- senior,

CIS Men's archery, because they have good aim.

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8. Jamie Garnett- junior, undeclared

Wrestling, because they are stronger, more powerful and they will keep you down longer.

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9. Mike Burton- junior,

TSC Women's fencing. They know how to work a sword.

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