1. On the first day of school ...

A. You get a good seat in class
B. You're still thinkin' about the skins you hit last night
C. You fart while leaning over to pick up your pencil

2. You decide to fill up at D-hall. As you leave ...

A. You put your tray up and return your cups
B. Pinch the butt of the hottie at the Pan Geos bar
C. Your fat ass sets off the alarm as you leave through the emergency exit.

3. While relaxin' on the quad you ...

A. Look over your GSCI notes
B. Get hot and heavy on the kissing rock
C. Wake up with a hard on

4. Thursday night ...

A. Study at TDU Open Mic night
B. Find the nearest freshman and take her back to your crib
C. Skulk outside of ground-level residences hoping to catch a glimpse of bra

5. What do you do at UREC?

A. Raquetball with your lab partners
B. Lift weights
C. Sit in the hot tub and hope no one notices lovehandles and back acne

6. Where do you work on campus?

A. The Frye Building
B. I'm a hustler
C. "This lot is reserved" (parking attendant)

7. To communicate with my friends online, I use ...

A. Webboard
B. AOL Instant Messenger
C. ICQ

8. I live in ...

A. Potomac Hall
B. Port Republic Road / Neff Avenue
C. Olde Mill / University Place

9. On the night of the riots, I was ...

A. Putting contact paper in my drawers
B. Hooking up in a Forest Hills bedroom
C. Copping feels on girls blinded by tear gas

10. When I'm at a football game, I ...

A. Read a book
B.Paint my chest purple
C. Offend onlookers with my hot dog burps

-AV & DA

* KEY: If you chose mostly... *

A: The stacks can be sexy. Bluebooks!
B: Play on player! This WILL be a good year for you.
C:You slob! Blueballs!