Would you rather...
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1) Take a shot of pee or have sex with your roommate?

2) Have deformed genitalia or a deformed face?

3) Have a real orgasm or a fake orgasm in your GenEd class?

4) Hang a poster over your bed of JonBenet Ramsey or Elian Gonzalez?

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1. Mark Hogan, freshman, undeclared

- Is there a third option of drinking a cup of pee while I have sex with my roommate?

- Deformed genitalia, but that would still be no good.

- I've always preferred a fake in GenEd, but math is a different story.

- Lil' Gonzalez. SAVE ELIAN!!

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2. Sean Galdo, freshman, undeclared

- What's wrong with a shot of pee? That gets me real crunked.

- It doesn't matter, either way you're not getting any booty.

- What kind of a question is that? Real, I've already had seven in Psych.

- Elian, he's my lil' cousin, homes! Viva el Cuba!

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3. Shannon Mabry, freshman, sociology

- Sex with my roommate wouldn't make me vomit as much as pee.

- Deformed genitals, so no one else can see. I just won't have sex.

- I would rather have a real one so I could get something out of it.

- Elian Gonzalez, because he has a cool accent.

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4. Jessica Cronk, freshman, accounting

- I would rather take a shot of pee, because I take shots of everything.

- I would rather have deformed genitals. I wouldn't want people staring at my face, plus, deformed genitals would be easier to fix.

- I'd rather have a real orgasm in my GenEd class. Why the hell would I want a fake one?

- I would rather have a picture of Elian Gonzalez because he's a cool guy.

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5. Portia Diersen, freshman, marketing

1. I'd rather have sex with my roommate because I hear her and her boyfriend all the time and it sounds like fun!

2. I'd rather have deformed genitals, because I'm a girl and it's not going to matter how it looks...it all goes in the same way.

3. I'd rather have a real orgasm in my GenEd class, because if I'm going to make a fool out of myself in class, I'm going to enjoy it.

4. I'd rather have a poster of JonBenet Ramsey because the whole situation was really sad, and I'm already sick of hearing about Elian Gonzalez and wouldn't want to be reminded of him.

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