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Aries
(March 21- April 20):
"You
will find as years go by and you get older and wiser, traversing life's
little ups and downs, that underwear probably really doesn't make all
that good of a hat."
-Julia Sugarbaker, "Designing Women"
Taurus
(April 21 May 20):
"Horizontal
stripes make you look like Roger Ebert." -
Dorothy Zbornak, "Golden Girls"
Gemini (May 21 June 21): "Men
are like Dove bars, one is great, two make you throw up." -Murphy
Brown, "Murphy Brown"
Cancer
(June
21 July 22):
"Remember the good old days. They were good.They were old. They
were days."
-Carlen Dobber, "Designing
Women"
Leo
(July 23 August 22) :
"Remember,
if you make the wrong decision, you'll burn in hell forever. Sweet dreams,
pussycat." -Sophia
Petrillo, "Golden Girls"
Virgo
(August 23 September 22):
"You've
gotten so full of yourself, we're gonna have to rent a flatbed truck
to get you home." -Julia
Sugarbaker, "Designing Women"
Libra
(September 23 October 23):
"If
you've got a stallion eating oats out of your hand, best close the gate
before you give him the sugar." -Blanche
Deveraux, "Golden Girls"
Scorpio
(October
24 November 21):
"I'm
saying I want you to take your big knockers and hit the road."
-Suzanne Sugarbaker,
"Designing Women"
Sagittarius
(November 22 December 21):
"You're
not a terrible person. You're just horny all the time." -Rose
Nylund, "Golden Girls"
Capricorn
( December 22 January 20):
"The
lint tray looks full. I would clean it myself, but then how would you
learn?" -Eldin
Bernecky, "Murphy Brown"
Aquarius
(January 21 February 18):
"I
know you don't get many dates, but stick with what you know." -Sophia
Petrillo, "Golden Girls"
Pisces
(February 19 March 20):
"If
God had intended you to do good works, you probably wouldn't have been
born so shallow." -Charlene
Frazier, "Designing Women"
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