Would you rather...
Compiled by: Allie Henry

1) Have sex with John Candy's corpse or drink a glass of sweat squeezed from Richard Simmon's shorty shorts?

2) Drink piping hot port-a-potty juice or make out with your mom?

3) Eat the hair out of your shower drain or lick your toilet rim?

4) Marry one, sleep with one and throw one of a cliff: Danny, Uncle Jesse and Joey from "Full House." Marcia, Jan and Cindy of "The Brady Bunch."

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1. Karyn O'Leary- senior, Spanish and psychology

-drink the sweat. John Candy was bad enough alive.

-my mom and I are tight but, no.

-lick the toilet seat, I'm clean.

-marry Jesse, Danny on my chin and throw Joey off a cliff-eat the hair gunk

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2. Jen Anderson-senior, SMAD

-drink the sweat. Mmm ... Richard Simmons

-mmm ... port-a-potty juice.

-mmm ... my butt is good.

-mmm ... Full House.

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3. Ryan Alexander- senior, international business

-I'll go with the shorts, a) I'm a guy and b) he's dead

-port-a-potty juice, my mom's getting married next month,so that's out of the question.

-eat the hair because I cleaned my shower yesterday.

-sleep with and marry Marsha, throw Jan off the cliff, because Cindy's so young and innocent.

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4. Scott Golay- sophomore, health science

-Richard Simmons sweat. Sex with dead guys is nasty.

-I'm gonna go with my mom, I can't drink crap.

-lick the toilet rim after it's been cleaned.

-throw Jan off the cliff, sleep with the hot one, Marsha, and wait till Cindy gets old enough to marry.

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-drink the sweat only if it's not from concentrate.

-kiss my mom, but absolutely no tongue!

-lick the toilet because my bathroom's fairly clean.

-sleep with Marsha and Jan at the same time, then throw Cindy off the cliff.

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